August 22, 2014
Nick Cannon confirmed that he and Mariah have split. Gee... apparently a successful marriage requires more than just contrived bikini selfies.
Sigourney Weaver has passed on the offer to star in "The ExpendaBelles." Now we know the answer to Ripley's leave it or not.
MTV confirmed that Miley Cyrus will be attending the VMAs this Sunday. It's not SO unusual for the guilty to return to the scene of the crime.
50 Cent challenged Floyd Mayweather to read one page of a Harry Potter book out loud without messing up. That's even COLDER than an ice bucket.
The 552-episode "Simpsons" marathon has begun. It'd be unpossible for it to be any more cromulent!
Russia has shut down four McDonald's restaurants in Moscow, citing "sanitary reasons." Of course, Putin may have his own sanity reasons....