October 31, 2014
Hey! Rumor is that Mary Kate finally got adopted by Olivier Sarkozy! Wait, WHOOPS. We meant "married to," not "adopted by." Sorry, easy mistake.
Paul Reubens confirmed that a Pee-wee Herman feature film is coming. And we all know how much he likes doing things in movie theaters!!
Iggy Azalea is still denying that she lip-synced on "SNL." She's so fibbing, you already know.
Chris Brown settled the lawsuits over that fight in DC and the Frank Ocean parking lot thing. It's like he finally took advice to SETTLE DOWN.
The "Doctor Who" season finale will be a special 60-minute extended episode. Just an FYI, so you don't end up Tardis for your next appointment.
New research found that British people are genetically predisposed to be miserable. Wasn't Morrissey proof enough??