October 13, 2015
Rumor is that Taylor Swift dumped Calvin Harris because he got a two-hour massage with a "happy ending." He didn't stay happy too long.
Sony wants Daniel Craig to "shut up" about not wanting to play Bond again. If you're not picturing Dr. Evil doing "Zzzzzzip it!," you're alone!
"The Hills" is ruling the singles charts for a fourth week. Dude is going to have to change his name to The Mnth.
Drake's "Hotline Bling" rose to #2 this week. It's especially impressive because it's the first time anyone has used the word "bling" since 1998.
A "Fantasy Island" remake is coming, this time with a woman in the Ricardo Montalban role. De planejane! Deplanejane!
Speed dating is reportedly taking off in the elderly community... if by "taking off" you mean going 8 mph on the highway with a blinker on.